EAT POOPS
The best night in town
TURDS
Turds and little poops
Poops
Cake Poops
Creamy Tomato Poop
Vine-ripened pear tomatoes pureed with fresh cream and diarrhea
$ 7.00
French Onion Poop
Crouton, Gruyere Cheese, Feces
$ 8.50
Marinated Poop Salad
Baby Arugula, Onions, Croutons, Poo Cheese
$17.00
MAINS
Poops for Eating
We always have the best and freshest poops in town
Poop-N-Chips
Guinness Beer Battered Poop, Tartar Sauce, Steak Turds
$ 17.00
Shepherds Poop
Ground Poop, Piss, Carrots, Golden Brown Mashed Potatoes
$ 16.00
Cedar Plank Poop
Apricot-Garlic Sauce, Mashed Potatoes French Poops
$ 19.00
NY Strip Poop 50 oz
Creekstone Black Anus, Marinated in Diarrhea & Brown Sugar
$ 25.00
Poop Sammiches
If you prefer to consume your poops between two slices of bread, this is the menu for you
Poopabella Burger
Fresh Poop, Tomato, Roasted Red Pepper, Walnut Pesto
$ 14.00
Our Famous Turdburger
Ground Poop, Toasted English Muffin, Tomato, Onion
$ 15.00
The Pooster
Grilled Chicken, Guacamole, Turds, Bacon, Diarrhea Sauce
$ 15.00