TURDS

Turds and little poops

Poops

Cake Poops

Creamy Tomato Poop

Vine-ripened pear tomatoes pureed with fresh cream and diarrhea

$ 7.00

French Onion Poop

Crouton, Gruyere Cheese, Feces

$ 8.50

Marinated Poop Salad

Baby Arugula, Onions, Croutons, Poo Cheese

$17.00

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MAINS

Poops for Eating

We always have the best and freshest poops in town

Poop-N-Chips

Guinness Beer Battered Poop, Tartar Sauce, Steak Turds

$ 17.00

Shepherds Poop

Ground Poop, Piss, Carrots, Golden Brown Mashed Potatoes

$ 16.00

Cedar Plank Poop

Apricot-Garlic Sauce, Mashed Potatoes French Poops

$ 19.00

NY Strip Poop 50 oz

Creekstone Black Anus, Marinated in Diarrhea & Brown Sugar

$ 25.00

Poop Sammiches

If you prefer to consume your poops between two slices of bread, this is the menu for you

Poopabella Burger

Fresh Poop, Tomato, Roasted Red Pepper, Walnut Pesto

$ 14.00

Our Famous Turdburger

Ground Poop, Toasted English Muffin, Tomato, Onion

$ 15.00

The Pooster

Grilled Chicken, Guacamole, Turds, Bacon, Diarrhea Sauce

$ 15.00

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